"SPLATTER-MOON: Blood and Gore in the harsh post-draconic world of Lorakis"
1. Step: Chose your Splatter-Ability
"Double the suffering": Funny Effekts like losing a limb or killing a Family member instead by rolling a "Patzer"
"Let him suffer instead": A Group member loses your "Träfferpünkte" instead
"Mine is the power of hatred: kill, kill, KILL
"Splatter-Moon-Meteorism-Shower": This adventure* ENDS HERE! (*and lifes of all in 2,5 miles )
2. Step: Chose your Race: a) Blood-thirsty "Wolfenmann" with big "Über-Bidenhanders"
b) Gnomes, tiny devils. nut-cutting or Drug-cooking
c) Dwarves, full of Corn: You can Chose between the Standard blooddrinking Berserker, well known from other RPG-Systems or the farukanian Slave-Masters
d) Members of the great race of "Albenheit". These Long-living bastards of Magic and decadence laugh upon the short-living fools. They invented several disciplines, "ways to follow" and subcultures only, to see the other cultures die and suffer in their cruel games.
Chose between the "Manhunters of the deadly jungle", "Followers of the path of Sword-Albenheit" or a "Grey Eminence of Randomtown"
e) Human..... who choses those blind fools? Oh, maybe you are interested in those "Wolfenmann-Hunters" of Zwingard or a Slavemaster-Asskisser of Farukan or a Follower of the Goddess of the wet Grave
3. Step: Chose your "Background of Suffering":
Hungry farmer; scarved Knight; quicksilver poisoned Alchimists or hatmakers; Psychotic mages; "mere beasts"-barbarians.
What Kind of silly Family do you have been born into?
4. Step: Chose your "Way to kill and laugh upon the weak".
"Puppet-Master", "farukanian Slave-Master", "Albenheit-Dogmatist", "Über-Lykantroph" (A Varg as a Werewolf means "double the wolf"), "Knight-Sheriff", "Master of the Chainsaw-chain", "Summoner of Rattenmanns", "Hexenjägers" (Hänselian Path or Path of the Gretuli)
5. Step: Chose your "Strengths of superiorism"
like "double the live", "Livegain through cannibalism", "Splatter-Stealing" or "highest Ability in the group forever", "ius of primae nomen": You can Change the names of your Group members permanently, which is funny!
Chose your "Weaknesses". Everytime one of your Weaknesses gives your Group members "a really bad taste" or "let them suffer", one Splatter-Point is immediately regained.
6. Step: Name
Chose a silly Name like "Pippin Bonebreaker", "Elric Totenbeschwörer" oder "Hans Albenheitsplätterer"
Chose German sounding names.
Chose metall-Ümlaüts.
It's a german RPG, you can choose Capital-Letters, WHENEVER YOU WANT!!!
7.Step:
Always remember:
It's CRPG = Cruel playing game.
Disclaimer:
Satire